homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

chekhov:

rosa parkour

leaping over segregation

dietchola:

dietchola:

MY NAME IS CORY

THIS IS MY STORY

2 + 2 = FORY